So it’s the holidays.
I have three weeks off. It’s now Tuesday of the third week.
I am BORED OUT OF MY MIND. The computer that ran WoW and all the other 3D games I play died. So I’ve been using my laptop to surf the net and whatever. But now that too, is on the brink of death. So I’m on the old, crappy computer, on Neopets of all things. I am THAT BORED.
So I decided to check my email (nothing new but spam and pictures of kittens, courtesy of my elder sister) and I decided to go through some of my old conversations. It kind of depresses me that most of them are either incredibly sad or gibberish in the guise of cheerfulness. I’m almost 18 and I feel like I haven’t done anything right. I don’t mean to be all Emo, for anyone who may still read this, but it’s just how I feel. I know, I’ll be wearing all black and writing morbid poetry within the week (sarcasm).
On a more cheerful note: Transformers was an awesome movie. Like, possibly the best movie I have EVER SEEN. It was sooo awesome. The movie for Harry Potter 5 was bullshit. The director ruined it, and has made it impossible for the 6th movie to be any good. Which annoys the heck out of me.
Speaking of Harry Potter, book 7 in 5 days people! 5 days! I have many theories, which I shall now discuss. If you haven’t read the 6th book, look away now, spoilers everywhere.
Ok now this is pretty long and convoluted, so bear with me.
I’m pretty convinced I’ve figured out who that R.A.B. person is. He is Sirius Black’s younger brother, Regulus A. Black. It makes sense. And because of this theory, I believe I’ve found one of the seven horcruxes, none other than Slytherin’s locket.
Regulus became a Death Eater, and got in too deep for his own liking. He was then killed by Voldemort, or more likely on his orders. However, I believe Regulus has discovered the existence of the horcruxes, and decided to help take Voldemort down, stealing the locket and hiding it in the Black house, 12 Grimmauld Place. This locket was discovered on the shelf and removed during the big clean up in Order of the Phoenix, but Kreacher was ferreting as much of the Black’s belongings as he could, the locket included. I think it somehow came into Mundungus Fletcher’s possession, as he was stealing and selling Black heirlooms. The locket was sold to the owner of the Hog’s Head Inn at Hogsmeade, a man I think may be Aberforth Dumbledore (Albus Dumbledore’s brother) which is why Harry thought he looked familiar, and why he grabbed something around his throat when Harry came in - to hide Slytherin’s locket which for some reason he was wearing.
Yes I realise it seems a little far-fetched but when you’ve read the books as much as I have, it all the little clues fit together. Once I’d worked this out, I turned to the internet, goldmine of information it is, to give weight to this theory, and came across this Wikipedia article. Read it for confirmation if you’d like. The bit about the foreign translations is especially compelling.
Well, that’s about it. I’ll post more now I have nothing to do.
